Tuesday, January 24, 2012

ONE MOMENT PLEASE

I lament not having time to write more. I have stories to tell and they are straining to be told. TIME TIME TIME, look what's become of me...while I look around for my possibilities...

...I shall return.

Sunday, January 8, 2012

I PLAY BASS IN A MIDDLE AGED ROCK COVER BAND

Playing for a bar packed with depressed post-Lions-playoff-loss patrons presented an interesting challenge last night. It was like performing for a ward of severely depressed mental patients with a few anger-management cases tossed in. But happy to say by the end of the night, the combination of rock and alcohol worked their usual miracles and everyone was out on the floor dancing in the way that drunken white people dance when they've made the choice to leave their sorrows behind and embrace the possibility of getting laid on a Saturday night.








I AM CATHOLIC AND CAN ANSWER ALL YOUR QUESTIONS

During the consecration of the Host at Mass today, some screechy child started, well screeching. Had to be carried out right in the middle of the Elevation. This makes the 137th Mass in a row I have attended where a child commenced screeching at the most sacred point of the Mass. Coincidence? Or Satan?

Saturday, January 7, 2012

Named For

While thinking about the spectacular range of topics my blog would cover, I concluded the name of the blog would simply have to be "Everything from A to Z." Because that is so beautifully inclusive and so incredibly original, and if this blog is to be anything it is to be beautifully inclusive and incredibly original. Much to my amazement and dismay, "Everything From A to Z" was already taken as a blog name. Back up plan--name it "Alzon to Zanzibar", a lyric from the greatest rock song ever written, performed by the greatest rock band ever formed. I present to you my blog, and performing the song from which I have taken it's title, Tenacious D and "Warning."